Reach for the stars.
I'm Paulomy. :D
 
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this blog is hilarious
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Society:
Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls:
Really?
Skinny girls:
Really?
Curvy girls:
Really?
Scene girls:
Really?
Preppy girls:
Really?
White girls:
Really?
Black girls:
Really?
Society:
Wait let me be more specific
Society:
You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society:
Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
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Caesar:
Katniss Everdeen, girl on fire!
Peeta:
I was on fire too.
Caesar:
No.
Snow:
Here's your crown, Katniss.
Peeta:
I won the games too.
Snow:
No.
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